The check's in the mail

2006-07-17 - 4:20 p.m.

I owe a friend a check and decided to be a smart-alec and write something silly/obnoxious in the check memo.

Then, it was suggested to me that I should divide the amount so I can send several smaller checks with a variety of memos.

I am now sending him a series of five checks for:

• outstanding oral services

• Ebay item: Depends Undergarments

• Sexual favors

• That funky music, whiteboy

• [His Lastname] Retirement Viagra Fund

I probably need another hobby.

Pretend it's 10th grade. Leave me a note.

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