Did I really just see that?

2006-11-29 - 10:56 a.m.

Standing in line at IKEA Sunday, something caught my eye. It didn't even really register at first, but suddenly something in my brain clicked and realized, "Wait a minute. That really shouldn't be there."

Yes, it was a squirrel, romping through the impulse items.

I wonder if he was Swedish and hitched a ride with the merchandise or if he's local but just has a deep affection for affordable, flat-pack furniture. Perhaps he's outfitting the inside of a hollow tree with some storage solutions.

Pretend it's 10th grade. Leave me a note.

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