between the sheets
2002-11-13 - 12:56 p.m.
Satin Sheets: Lessons Learned
1. Satin wrinkles like a beast. 2. Pillows in satin pillowcases slip on satin sheets and will fall off the bed repeatedly. 3. Need those little elastic corner clip things because a satin fitted sheet is never gonna stay on the mattress. I can't imagine how a top sheet would stay tucked in short of stitching it to the foot of the fitted sheet. 4. When used on top of satin sheets, heavy duvets suddenly find a new passion for gravity and fall in love with the floor. 5. Sitting up in a bed made with satin sheets while you're wearing a satin nightshirt quickly becomes a comedy skit. 6. The cat attempting to nap on you will find no humor in this skit.
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