11-22-2005 Entry 3: Naked men flapping in the breeze

2005-11-22 - 2:59 p.m.

Pulled into a parking space at the store on my lunch hour. Just outside my car door there was a damp magazine with pages flipping back and forth in the wind. As I opened my car door I glanced down and did a double-take as I saw page after page of flesh flick by. It was a porno mag full of a zillion naked men there in the grocery store/sbux parking lot.

My admin asked if I'd picked it up. Ew. Even if it weren't a dirty, drippy magazine in a parking lot, I still don't think I'd want to pick up some stranger's used porno mag. Ewww. Too much like when we used to find customers at [a major retail bookstore chain] leaving $100 art books of nudes in the men's room. Take that as a lesson: if you're in the market for a nice art book that includes nudes, definitely get one still sealed in plastic or order online!

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