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monitoring the alert level

2003-02-26 - 4:58 p.m.

b: On the bright side, Tom Ridge reduced the Terrorist Alert Level from duct tape to scotch tape.

v: I think he's gonna start resorting to the crayon box for specialty sunset colours.

b: Or m&ms

v: M&Ms: melt in your mouth, not in your terrorism survival kit.

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