Notice to all employees

2003-06-24 - 10:58 a.m.

Notice to all employees:

Effective immediately, we will be implementing a new disciplinary system for those caught leaving half a cup of coffee in the pot rather than making a fresh pot.

A first violation will result in the offender being made to drink that syrupy, burned coffee reduction that results. A subsequent offense will be grounds (pardon the pun) for execution.

The monthly executions will be scheduled to take place immediately following the monthly birthday celebration. We hope this public display will serve as a warning to the rest of the employees.

Thank you.

Best regards,

Human Resources

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