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Monkey Business

2003-09-10 - 2:36 p.m.

Yes, my homework last night involved a topic that is a burning issue for everyone I know...yes, you guessed it:

Lesbian Primate Porn

Yes, you did read that right. While you don't get the opportunity to see the rather explicit photo that was included in my textbook, I can at least share the caption:

Female bonobos* frequently engage in genital rubbing, as here. Such sexual activity is an important means of reducing tension.

Yeah, no kidding! I wonder if they knew they were being photographed. I wonder if they had to sign little release forms and work for shady directors. Maybe they even came up with primate porn names! Okay, so I'm taking it too far, but this even tops the time I had to look up Insane Clown Posse lyrics for homework.

* those are pygmy monkeys for those not in the know

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