Choose Your Own
2004-03-01 - 3:46 p.m.
A spam subject line, "choose your slut" reminds me far too much of the Choose Your Own Adventure books I used to read when I was a kid.
It's last call and you haven't met a woman yet who didn't slap you or dump her drink on you. What do you do? If you make one last-ditch attempt at sidling up to the spandex goddess dancing with her friends, turn to page 67. If you look for the drunkest girl at the bar, turn to page 83. If you go to the payphone and flip open the phone book to the Escort section, turn to page 73...�
Pretend it's 10th grade. Leave me a note.
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