You can keep your stinkin Wheaties

2005-07-26 - 8:47 a.m.

I've got space shuttle coverage running onscreen. Right now they have open a big round door and they're wrestling large items through it. From time to time an astronaut disappears into the doorway from the waist up and legs dangle and kick out. It looks like he's being devoured by some giant machine. There's also a fat flexible tube hanging out, so clearly the gaping maw of the shuttle likes flavor variety of astronauts and giant space worms for breakfast before a mission. Forget the Wheaties, man.

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