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2004-05-27 - 2:11 p.m.

Black screen. A man and a woman briefly cry out in ecstasy. As their cry becomes a deep, pleasurous exhale, the sweaty and flushed couple is revealed, under the sheets, collapsing back onto their pillows with deeply satisfied, spent expressions.

Automatically, without looking, they each reach out to their nightstands and smack nicotine patches on their upper arms as they sigh with content.

Black screen. Nicoderm CQ logo.

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Now wouldn't that be great? :)

Came up with that one somehow over nachos last night. W and I decided that would be the best ad ever.

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