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Super Duper

2004-02-13 - 11:35 a.m.

Apparently viagra just isn't enough. Now I'm getting spammed for SuperViagra (the capsule must wear a tiny little cape and sport tights and a big S on its chest). It claims to work within 20 minutes and last for two to three days.

Now who actually wants to have a boner for two to three days? What're you gonna use it to hang your hat on at parties? Hold your page in the hymn book at church on Sunday morning?

I think this is a case of too much of a good thing...

Pretend it's 10th grade. Leave me a note.

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