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I've got a talent for causing great pain

2004-05-08 - 6:27 p.m.

The ad here says "gentle dentist." You never see ads that say "horrific, sadistic dentist."

"rough and clumsy dentist."

"monkey with a drill!"

[insert a sudden, snorking laugh bouncing its way out of my throat and clamoring around the diner followed by random fits of "monkey with a gun!" for the next half hour]

Yeah, breakfast around here's always interesting.

Pretend it's 10th grade. Leave me a note.

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